don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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