Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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