He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Holy shit dude........stairs
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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