That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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