Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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