That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Small penises have feelings too.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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