The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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