Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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