no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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