I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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