i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize