Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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