OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
