don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Houston, we have a blender
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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