I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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