scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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