she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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