i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
In theory, it seemed like it would work.