I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.