Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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