brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
28 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Genitals
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.