i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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