If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.