No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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