I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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