anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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