is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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