Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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