Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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