I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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