This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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