You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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