I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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