I skipped work to stalk him.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize