Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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