I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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