ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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