Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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