covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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