Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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