i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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