do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I forget how to act sober
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