just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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