talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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