I could have mohawked her pubes.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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