How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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