No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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