After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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