And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
worst night to have a conscience
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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