I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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