I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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