I think I am morally bankrupt
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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