I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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