love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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