Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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