I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i'm inner monologue high
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
